Damn Russians And Their Facebook Ads

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Source: Townhall, by Frank Cannon, Oct 05, 2017

On Tuesday night, I made a conscious decision to watch CNN in hopes of learning more about the shooting in Las Vegas. I tuned in just in time to hear Don Lemon breathlessly interrupt the coverage to announce breaking news in the Russia “election hacking” story. These two new facts, when coupled together without the rest of the facts, were potentially explosive:

  • A Russian firm bought more than 3,000 Facebook ads that “reached” an estimated “10 million people” in the United States!
  • “Some” of the ads targeted Michigan and Wisconsin, two swing states that Donald Trump won in the 2016 campaign!

Lemon invited Dylan Byers, a senior reporter at CNN, on his program to speculate wildly on the news:

Lemon: “Dylan, do we know if the Russians were helped in choosing where to target?”

Byers: “We don’t, and that’s something that investigators, not just on the Hill but of course the Special Counsel Robert Mueller, are looking into… the big question here, was there any sort of collusion between the Trump campaign and these Russian ad buyers? Did one help out the other in terms of the targeting? If that’s something the Special Counsel finds, obviously that’s a bombshell, Don!”

This entire story is classic CNN and perfectly embodies why President Trump calls them “fake news.”

First of all, there is literally no evidence that the Trump campaign and the Russians ever talked about Facebook ads. Byers, who ironically has a history of reporting on media and journalism ethics, should know better than to report completely unfounded accusations as straight news.

Speculation isn’t even the worst part of this story. Byers purposefully omitted several clarifying facts on-air from his own reporting at CNN.com and another piece in the New York Post earlier on Tuesday, including:

  • The Russian firm, called the “Internet Research Agency,” spent just $100,000 on Facebook ads for both 2015 and 2016 combined.
  • 56 percent of the ads were seen after Election Day.
  • Around 25 percent of the ads were never seen at all because “they were designed to target an audience ‘based on relevance’ and may have been too specific.”

There is another problem with this story. Look at Byers’ headline at CNN.com“Facebook: Russian ads reached 10 million people.” This is deliberately misleading. When Facebook talks about “reaching” 10 million people, in online advertising speak, they mean 10 million “impressions”. What is an “impression”? Have you ever scrolled past an annoying Facebook ad as you’re reading down your newsfeed? That’s an impression. Do you even remember what the ad was for? Doesn’t matter — that still counts as an impression in the online advertising world.

It’s obvious we have been bested. Damn Russians and their Facebook!

Who would have thought Facebook ads would get all those Obama voters to switch to Trump? Evil geniuses! We’re out here on the ground playing checkers, and they’re on the Internet playing 5-D chess!

I, for one, welcome our new Russian overlords. If it only takes $33,000 in loosely political Facebook ads to win a presidential election, why bother campaigning? Imagine: the Russians apparently did with $33,000 what the Clinton campaign couldn’t do with $1 billion. It was 3,000 Facebook ads that did the Democrats in, not Clinton’s terrible campaign strategy that had her never step foot in the Rust Belt!

  1. Don’t bother with direct mail, TV commercials, door-to-door campaigning, or nationally televised debates — just buy sidebar ads on Facebook.
  2. Run more than 50% of those ads after the election. Why compete with other “Get Out The Vote” operations before Election Day when you can have the market all to yourself afterward?
  3. Don’t mention your preferred candidate by name. Increasing your name ID is a waste of time!
  4. Why spend a billion dollars — or even hundreds of millions of dollars — when you can spend $100,000 total and still win?

Political strategy will never be the same. First Sputnik, now this. Damn Russians.