Source: Tom Trento, April 6, 2026
A LEAKED TRANSCRIPT OF THE PLANNING
TO BOMB IRAN INTO THE STONE AGE.
Conversation between:
Goes as follows…
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(Ring, Ring, Ring)…Is this Fred Flintstone? |
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That’s a YABBA DABBA DOO! To whom do I have the pleasure? |
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I’m the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, from the future. I need your help. |
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Ummmm… the future...I don’t know how this works, butttt…..WILMA!!! |
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Flintstone, don’t worry, I’m The Donald, even time does what I tell it. |
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How can I help sir, I’m not a Republican or a Democrat or anything but a caveman in Bedrock, living in the Stone Age. |
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EXACTLY, I need some Stone Age direction Flintstone and you’re just the guy! You crack me up when you drive your car running with your feet! But, this is serious. Where I live, it’s the year 2026 and I need to bomb some bullshit country back to the STONE AGE.What exactly would that look like?
The most I know about the Stone Age is from you and Barney. So, what is your everyday life like? What about your cars? |
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What you see is what you get sir. We figured out that wheel-thingy a long time ago but are still working of a combustion engine, so for now, it’s a lot of running and wearing out our Dinosandles. It’s very tough and we don’t get too far from home. |
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PERFECT, I’ll blast the crap out of their automotive industry, factories and junkyards, blow up all the parking lots filled with cars, and smash their gas stations, and a few exotic car collections just for good measure. YABBA DABBA DOO STONE AGE! |
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YES SIR, that would make their travel look like rush hour here in Bedrock! |
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Keep going Flintstone, I may have a Cabinet position for you! What about entertainment? What do you Cave people do to have a good time? |
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Well, you should know sir, that most of us, especially me, love Bowling and Golf. |
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Bowling and Golf! Great, Hey Iran, say goodbye to your bowling alleys and Golf courses…Oh Wait, maybe I’ll leave one or two Golf course in case Don Jr. and Eric want to put a Trump Hotel in Tehran. HAHAHA….I’ll call it, TRUMP AYATOLLAH …see you at the Cashbar!Keep going Flintstone, I may need you for Cuba after I STONE AGE Iran.
Talk to me about communications, how do you stay in touch with friends and family and work? Telephones, computers? |
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Of course, I couldn’t live without my Rock Bell Phone! Have no friggin’ idea how it works but I’d really be in the Stone Age without it. Back to smoke signals I guess.Computers, no idea what that is, maybe Barney knows. |
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You’re my man Flintstone, it’s smoke signal time for Ayatollah Whatshisname!Hang on…
PETE! |
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Yes sir… |
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You’re not going to believe who I have on the line. |
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OK, give me a hint. |
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Hey, guy on the line, give my WAR guy a hint who you are. |
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Hint?…ok…here goes…YABBA DABBA DOO! |
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No freaking way, I love Fred! How are you? How’s Wilma? |
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She’s doing just great, grills a badass Tyrannosaurus burger. |
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Ok, ok, ok, let’s get back to the STONE AGE business. Pete, go to Bedrock and meet with Flintstone, for OPERATION ISAG. |
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ISAG? |
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Yes, IRAN STONE AGE GUY (ISAG), Flintstone is the expert. |
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Sir, I don’t want to complicate things, but Fred is from 10,000 years ago. |
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Pete, you like doing push-ups with your troops? FIGURE IT OUT!Take one of your secret jets and do not come back until you THINK exactly like Flintstone so that you can totally STONE AGE Iran. |
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Mr. President are we STONE AGING all the Iranians or just the Military? |
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AHHH, that’s where Flintstone is the man! He will tell us exactly how to bomb all the modern stuff so that everybody is driving those stupid cars with their feet.I want to see the IRGC drive to work with bare feet and try to launch missiles into that idiotic waterway that stops all the oil boats. |
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Is that fair sir, punishing the good Iranians too? |
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Shit happens. Let them experience the STONE AGE for a while, like those asshats in Gaza with their Al Aqsa Flood attack on Israel. Now they spend their days digging through garbage for food to feed their kids and keeping their tents from blowing away. How’d that attack work out for them? Allah is sending them a message. Don’t mess with America. Don’t mess with Israel.Maybe we do like Bibi and call these Iranian jihadis up, send them emails, drop flyers, send texts…I hear Bibi even goes and visits some of them before he blows the hell out of them.When they decide to STOP their everyday screaming of “Death to America, Death to Israel,” then we will step in and help them out, like we’ve done with every country we ever defeated in our great history! By the way…Japan, Germany, Italy, France….F%#K YOU! Hey Flintstone, one more question, let me ask you about bombing the infrastructure of the Iranians. Should I do that, bomb their infrastructure? |
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YABBA DABBA DOO, sounds good to me, whatever a infrastructure is, go bomb it back to the STONE AGE! Ha, I like my new job guys! |
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There you go Pete, “ISAG” Flintstone approved our battle plan…BOMB, BOMB, BOMB…BOMB, BOMB IRAN! |
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Good! Copy, Sir! |
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
This corny allegory with Fred Flintstone will make Boomers smile and everyone think a bit more seriously about the cataclysmic moment in history before America, Israel and the West.
Before us is an opportunity unlike any in our lifetime to stop or set back for 25 years, IRAN, the leading driver of Islamic Jihad in the past 50 years.
This week President Trump and Pete Hegseth will initiate a battle plan to “BOMB IRAN INTO THE STONE AGE.”
History reveals that this approach often prevails and it could in this case. But, if POTUS & PETE, integrate their kinetic operations within an Islamic Shia’ context, the chance of success increases exponentially.
The Islamic Shia’s context must understand that the guys with the guns, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) are “true believers,” NOT radical Muslims, but Muslims who see death for the Ayatollah and Allah as the pathway to eternal rewards in Paradise. They have pledged to fight to the bitter end.
BUT…they are still human and still the privileged elite of Iran who run the show, make the money and live the life of Islamic luxury, cars, houses, vacations and more, in Iran.
Conversely, the guys with NO guns have lived under the Ayatollah’s boot, no IRGC perks and privileges, only a restricted life of submission, subjection, oppression, to the whims of the IRGC.
So, who will fair better in an Iranian STONE AGE, the oppressed or the privileged?
Temper IRGC’s ideological mask with the reality of their material pleasures and you get a guy who will potentially lay down his gun, particularly if you don’t destroy everything he owns through the kinetic element of bombing into the STONE AGE.
Next, provide a pathway for an ideological desire to put the IRGC gun down. That pathway is through the Islamic doctrine of a HUDNA, basically a way for Muslims to surrender and convince themselves that this is Inshallah, what Allah wants. The HUDNA doctrine allows for a FULL STOP to the fighting.
For the thousands of IRGC guns, they get a (phony) pass from Allah, thereby not condemning themselves to hell, AND they get to hang on to their well-loved worldly pleasures, at least until the “oppressed people,” of Iran pick up the pitchforks and torches and settle the score.
So, here are my suggestions for POTUS & PETE as they launch STONE AGE BOMBING CAMPAIGN.
1. Each day publicize 50% of a list of infrastructure and symbolic targets that are vitally important, economically and culturally, to the IRGC.
2. Publicize that these targets will be hit sometime this week, providing enough warning for people to vacate the targets. Follow the Israeli approach.
3. HIT THE TARGETS HARD.
4. Launch an “information warfare” campaign with Muslim leaders teaching that Allah wants the IRGC to enter into a HUDNA (surrender) so they could heal and reconstitute to fight another day, years from now.
5. These two lines of warfare operation, kinetic and ideological, will increase in effectiveness as the daily bombing continues. At some point the IRGC will surrender with their face-saving HUDNA option.
6. If the IRGC does not call a HUDNA, six months from now, there will be nothing left to the IRGC, a win-win, either way.
7. The price paid by America & Israel to remove the IRGC, in less than
one-year, as the world driver of Islamic jihad is small in comparison to the benefits to America, Israel and the whole world.
8. Pray for POTUS, PETE AND BIBI IN THIS HISTORIC MOMENT.
In the immortal words of Fred Flintstone, YABBA DABBA DOO!
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